This Kid Is Going Places
Me as a father.
god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9
OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
SO MUCH LADY LOVE
I LOVE GISELLE YOU GUYS
No, but what gets me in this movie
is that every woman is beautiful to Giselle.
Women who wear suits and aren’t cute and petite. Women with wide hips and large rear ends and small breasts. Women who are black and white and every other ethnicity she came across, I’m sure. Women with straight hair and natural hair and grey hair. Older women and middle-aged women and young women.
Everyone is beautiful to Giselle. There’s no reason anyone wouldn’t be beautiful. There’s no reason beauty should ever be just one thing, that being a princess should ever be just one thing.
Everyone is a princess to Giselle, and if one of the princesses politely corrected her and said they were a prince she’d probably nod earnestly and talk about how dashing and handsome they looked too.
LOTR meme: five races
Elves were the first of the Children of Ilúvatar to awaken and venture into Middle-earth.The Elves were fair and noble people, wise and skillful, possessing great knowledge of handicrafts and art.Their realms in Middle-earth – Rivendell or Imladris and especially Lothlórien – though diminished, were yet places with a different sense of time, places of light, harmony and “no stain”. The elven tongues were tuneful and pleasant to listen to.(✖)
This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels
The musical equivalent of red lipstick.